Saturday, February 14, 2009

St.Stimulus Day !

CANDLES ARE BEING BURNED AT BOTH ENDS.
SAINTS AND ANGELS ARE BESIEGED,
AND PRAYERS ARE RARELY
ANSWERED BECAUSE OF THE
PREPONDERANCE OF NEED, GREED,
AND FISCAL PANIC.
X
SAINTS WITH LITTLE
RELEVANCE ARE RECEIVING
INAPPLICABLE REQUESTS.
IT'S PAST DUE TO SORT
THINGS OUT, AND ONLY A
BEATIFICATION WILL DO.
X
IT'S TIME FOR A NEW SAINT,
AND A DAY TO CELEBRATE !
x
x
From the overflow of martyrs who have
hung around celestial realms for centuries,
surely one will emerge with the qualifications
to embody the title of St. Stimulus.
With a day of His (or Her) own. Perhaps
April 14, the day before Tax Day, when
really sincere prayers will be offered.
x
The specific task would be to grant
financial revelation and rescue to the
needy. At the same time providing
justifiable austerity to the money addicted.
x
A shrine, to be built on the ruins
of a defunct Wall Street bank, will
attract the supplicators and converted.
But donations will be needed.
x
A website has been set up.
Just send your lists of wishes,
and spare change to:
St. Stimulus.com
x
As a token of appreciation for your
generosity, a small packet containing
a candle, some incense, and a medal,
will be sent to you, with the Saint's blessings.
x
This will be known as a Stimulus Package,
in honor of the Saint who grants
a little something to everyone.
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13 comments:

CLAY said...

"SAINTS AND ANGELS ARE BESIEGED,
AND PRAYERS ARE RARELY
ANSWERED BECAUSE OF THE
PREPONDERANCE OF NEED, GREED,
AND FISCAL PANIC."--this segment is special to me--I have understood this since I was child! Brilliant post! L.Rochelle, I believe that you are some type of mystic--somewhere between a Jain philosopher and a soldier, a nun and a witch. Hat's off to you.

Lyn said...

Clay-
Thank you so much! Pretty close, I never was a soldier! Since I was a child it's been the yellow brick road for me.

Lyn said...
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Derrick said...

Hi Lyn,

Your post is relevant, funny and just a little bit wicked!!

Let's see who emerges.

Lyn said...

Derrick-
Wicked? Moi?? Girls just want to have fun!
Thanks for you comment...

Deedee said...

Hi Lyn - Here's your blog! Glad it seems to be okay now.

Lyn said...

DeeDee-
Thanks so much for the favor..I don't know what happened!!

findingmywingsinlife said...

Interesting words here, I agree with Clay's sentiments..yellow brick road or not, a soldier is nothing more than a person with the courage to face his/her fears..

Lyn said...

Finding...
Thanks...Well there you go, a soldier/person indeed! I like that.

jackc50 said...

lyn, just found you. this is indeed a strange and wonderful time to be alive. good vs. evil seems to gearing up for one last battle. we need all the saints we can get.....bye 4 now, jc

Lyn said...

jackc50
Thanks for dropping in..yin and yang forever. It's not over till it's over!

Natalie said...

Hi Lyn! I loved this post! For some reason, it took two days to load in my dashboard. Oh, well better late than never. YOU go girl!xx

Lyn said...

Natalie-
Something did happen with this post..it disappeared for 24 hrs. Who knows?
This was something I HAD to do!!! It was fun..thanks.

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